No one delivers quite like Rudy Gobert when it comes to style.
His fellow team-mates may not fully appreciate Rudy’s sartorial choices, but I believe they are worthy of appreciation.
Lately, Rudy has been rocking some literal rocks:
But these are more than a fashion statement.
Why Utah Jazz Fans Should Care About Rudy Gobert’s Crystals
What are crystals. and why should you, as a Jazz fan care? Well, I consulted what I assume would be the most accurate source for information on crystals (Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP website) and found this:
“Scientifically, crystals are the most orderly structure that exists in nature, meaning they have the lowest amount of entropy (a measurement of disorder). Crystals are structured in such a way that they respond to the inputs of all different energies around them, so they oscillate, emitting specific vibratory frequencies… Our ancestors intuitively knew that when worn, the energies of the stones would interact with the human electromagnetic field to bring about energetic changes.”
Meaning, these crystals could be a literal game-changer for Gobert. Could crystals give him an extra edge on the court? We have photo evidence of Rudy wearing these crystals on and off all season. They could be the source of some of his success. Three out of the four games he wore crystals heading into the stadium, the Jazz won. It could also be a potential source of failure. Crystals need specific care if they are to retain their energetic properties.
Crystals need to be cleaned to remove dense or stale energy. This can be accomplished by
burying them in the ground
purifying them in salt water
leave them out under the light of the full moon
burn sage and run the crystals through the smoke
You are not supposed to let other people touch your crystals as it may transfer their vibrations or energies leading it to be no longer attuned to you
There is also the slight chance that choosing the wrong crystal can actually have negative affects if you choose the wrong kind or if they’re not sourced ethically
So what does this mean for Rudy?
Can we guarantee that his crystals are connected to good vibes only?
Where Did Rudy Gobert Get These Crystals?
Not to worry. He got his crystals from none other than the king of crystals himself Spencer Pratt of Pratt Daddy Crystals:
You may know Spencer Pratt as one of the lead “villains” from The Hills, but he has turned over a new leaf and deals in good vibes only. Rudy is one of Pratt Daddy’s key influencers, and as such has the inside track to all the best crystals.
So will Rudy’s game help the Jazz dominate via electromagnetic vibrations? All I know is that they won the the 4 game after wearing crystals on the 13th, so I say the odds are in his favor.
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